The second chapter in our tale, the Original Pinocchio. I don't have a picture for this one either-nothing in it really sprang to my mind as something worth drawing, and my wrist has been hurting from working on other projects-but I will be including pictures with the majority of these chapters!
Master Cherry gives the piece of wood to his friend Geppetto, who takes it to make himself a Marionette that will dance, fence, and turn somersaults.
I find it interesting that the author thought it necessary to include a summarization of the chapter at the very beginning of each one.
In that very instant, a loud knock sounded on the door. "Come in," said the carpenter, not having an atom of strength left with which to stand up.
At the words, the door opened and a dapper little old man came in. His name was Geppetto, but to the boys of the neighborhood he was Polendina, on account of the wig he always wore which was just the color of yellow corn.
....you felt the need to elaborate on that?
Geppetto had a very bad temper. Woe to the one who called him Polendina! He became as wild as a beast and no one could soothe him.
Clearly father of the year material right there.
"Good day, Master Antonio," said Geppetto. "What are you doing on the floor?"
"I am teaching the ants their A B C's."
....I think I like this guy.
"Good luck to you!"
Is...is he serious?
"What brought you here, friend Geppetto?"
"My legs. And it may flatter you to know, Master Antonio, that I have come to you to beg for a favor."
Did they speak exclusively in quips and sarcasm at that time?
"Here I am, at your service," answered the carpenter, raising himself on to his knees.
"This morning a fine idea came to me."
"Let's hear it."
"I thought of making myself a beautiful wooden Marionette. It must be wonderful, one that will be able to dance, fence, and turn somersaults. With it I intend to go around the world, to earn my crust of bread and cup of wine. What do you think of it?"
"Bravo, Polendina!" cried the same tiny voice which came from no one knew where.
How would the block of wood know people called him that?
On hearing himself called Polendina, Master Geppetto turned the color of a red pepper and, facing the carpenter, said to him angrily:
"Why do you insult me?"
"Who is insulting you?"
"You called me Polendina."
"I did not."
"I suppose you think I did! Yet I KNOW it was you."
And thus the grown men descend into the behavior of five year olds.
And growing angrier each moment, they went from words to blows, and finally began to scratch and bite and slap each other.
....very violent five year olds.
When the fight was over, Master Antonio had Geppetto's yellow wig in his hands and Geppetto found the carpenter's curly wig in his mouth.
............I don't even want to know.
"Give me back my wig!" shouted Master Antonio in a surly voice.
"You return mine and we'll be friends."
The two little old men, each with his own wig back on his own head, shook hands and swore to be good friends for the rest of their lives.
"Well then, Master Geppetto," said the carpenter, to show he bore him no ill will, "what is it you want?"
"I want a piece of wood to make a Marionette. Will you give it to me?"
Master Antonio, very glad indeed, went immediately to his bench to get the piece of wood which had frightened him so much. But as he was about to give it to his friend, with a violent jerk it slipped out of his hands and hit against poor Geppetto's thin legs.
"Ah! Is this the gentle way, Master Antonio, in which you make your gifts? You have made me almost lame!"
"I swear to you I did not do it!"
"It was I, of course!"
"It's the fault of this piece of wood."
"You're right; but remember you were the one to throw it at my legs."
"I did not throw it!"
"Geppetto, do not insult me or I shall call you Polendina."
Well, Geppetto has slightly more creativity when it comes to insults. Didn't they swear to be friends for the rest of their lives a few moments ago?
On hearing himself called Polendina for the third time, Geppetto lost his head with rage and threw himself upon the carpenter. Then and there they gave each other a sound thrashing.
After this fight, Master Antonio had two more scratches on his nose, and Geppetto had two buttons missing from his coat. Thus having settled their accounts, they shook hands and swore to be good friends for the rest of their lives.
For all of two seconds. Within moments they were quite literally at one another's throats again, and the cycle repeated itself until the end of time.
Then Geppetto took the fine piece of wood, thanked Master Antonio, and limped away toward home.
......Well then. Not much you can say to that!